Cat

Common, yet regarded by many as the worst house pet.

• Scratches everything
• Easily lost for days
• Kind of a bummer

Free

Really?!

Dog

Loving, gentle and caring. Dogs are the best house pet to have and will increase happines ten fold.

• Super Fun
• Friends love them
• Plays games
• Not a cat

$90

Best Deal!

Fish

Cheap n' easy.

• Eats flakes
• Cop out
• Replaceable

$3

Reasonable